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{"type":"standard","title":"Bachata Number 1's, Vol. 2","displaytitle":"Bachata Number 1's, Vol. 2","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16242943","titles":{"canonical":"Bachata_Number_1's,_Vol._2","normalized":"Bachata Number 1's, Vol. 2","display":"Bachata Number 1's, Vol. 2"},"pageid":39407374,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Bachata_-1%27s%2C_Vol._2.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Bachata_-1%27s%2C_Vol._2.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287231560","tid":"8de33d7a-2152-11f0-be31-88ca482a7b74","timestamp":"2025-04-24T21:24:50Z","description":"2008 compilation album by various artists","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachata_Number_1's%2C_Vol._2","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachata_Number_1's%2C_Vol._2?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachata_Number_1's%2C_Vol._2?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bachata_Number_1's%2C_Vol._2"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachata_Number_1's%2C_Vol._2","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bachata_Number_1's%2C_Vol._2","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachata_Number_1's%2C_Vol._2?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bachata_Number_1's%2C_Vol._2"}},"extract":"Bachata #1's, Vol. 2 is a compilation album released by Machete Music. The recording features tracks performed by several artist from the bachata genre, such as Aventura, Xtreme, Toby Love, Óptimo, Monchy & Alexandra, Leny, Domenic Marte, Zacarías Ferreíra, Frank Reyes, Carlos & Alejandra, Joe Veras, Yoskar \"El Prabu Sarante\", and Alex Bueno. It also features a bachata performed by Latin pop singer Luis Fonsi exclusive to this release.","extract_html":"
Bachata #1's, Vol. 2 is a compilation album released by Machete Music. The recording features tracks performed by several artist from the bachata genre, such as Aventura, Xtreme, Toby Love, Óptimo, Monchy & Alexandra, Leny, Domenic Marte, Zacarías Ferreíra, Frank Reyes, Carlos & Alejandra, Joe Veras, Yoskar \"El Prabu Sarante\", and Alex Bueno. It also features a bachata performed by Latin pop singer Luis Fonsi exclusive to this release.
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