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{"type":"general","setup":"Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?","punchline":"Because she ran away from the ball.","id":373}
{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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