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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a vampire's favorite fruit?","punchline":"A blood orange.","id":241}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?","punchline":"Because he was a fungi.","id":35}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give a sick lemon?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":233}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ermengol VI","displaytitle":"Ermengol VI","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2862207","titles":{"canonical":"Ermengol_VI","normalized":"Ermengol VI","display":"Ermengol VI"},"pageid":9784379,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Comtats_catalans_1035-es.svg/330px-Comtats_catalans_1035-es.svg.png","width":320,"height":425},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Comtats_catalans_1035-es.svg/740px-Comtats_catalans_1035-es.svg.png","width":740,"height":983},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253383660","tid":"2c09790f-92fc-11ef-af58-4acbee5c8443","timestamp":"2024-10-25T18:08:44Z","description":"12th-century Catalonian nobleman","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ermengol_VI","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ermengol_VI?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ermengol_VI?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ermengol_VI"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ermengol_VI","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ermengol_VI","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ermengol_VI?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ermengol_VI"}},"extract":"Ermengol or Armengol VI, called el de Castilla, was the count of Urgell from 1102 until his death. He was the son and successor of Ermengol V and María Pérez, daughter of Count Pedro Ansúrez, Lord of Valladolid, who became the young Ermengol's tutor when he was orphaned in 1102.","extract_html":"
Ermengol or Armengol VI, called el de Castilla, was the count of Urgell from 1102 until his death. He was the son and successor of Ermengol V and María Pérez, daughter of Count Pedro Ansúrez, Lord of Valladolid, who became the young Ermengol's tutor when he was orphaned in 1102.
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