{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Opportunity.","punchline":"That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!","id":33}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the barber win the race?","punchline":"He took a short cut.","id":315}
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?","punchline":"It was udder destruction.","id":87}
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